Tuesday, August 11, 2015

Jindal Disses Dems

Investor's Business Daily reports some vintage campaign snark from LA Governor Bobby Jindal, who surveys the opposition.
The Democrat candidate in first place is under investigation by the FBI. The Democrat candidate in second place calls himself a socialist, which by the way means he is more honest than the candidate in first place.

The Democrat candidate in third place claims that ISIS was caused by climate change, and he apologized for saying that 'all lives matter.' The Democrat candidate in fourth place thinks that America should be using the Metric System."

And Jindal noted, "This list doesn’t even include Joe Biden. I hope Biden gets into the race. We need some of his bizarre comments. We don’t have enough of that already. Let’s tell the truth here — This crop of Democrat candidates is terribly weak. It’s a joke."

Then, Jindal's kicker: "Also, did I mention Donald Trump?"
Meanwhile, Trump threatens to give the presidency to one of these clowns out of spite.