Monday, April 17, 2017

America Got Its Feck Back

Retired Army colonel Kurt Schlichter writes for, today's column is about the muscular Trump foreign policy, which he likes a lot. The former infantryman does a fair job of channeling Gen. Patton. Watch him have fun with Trump's critics:
After eight years of Barack Obama’s pathetic fecklessness, America has got its feck back.

And the whiny progressives who prefer our woman-enslaving, gay-tossing, toddler-crucifying enemies to the guy who beat their designated heir to the Crown (Royal) are in a tizzy.

Oh no, America is refusing to continue down the path of submission, humiliation, and utter failure blazed by President Faily McWorsethancarter!

Heavens, we can’t have our enemies respecting us, much less fearing us!

Gosh, we can’t have America re-assuming its rightful place in the world – after all, weren’t we taught that the United States is the root of all evil by our pony-tailed TAs at Fussboy U?
Schlichter likes the contrast our current foreign policy makes with the past 8 years:
Putting America’s interests first does not mean putting our heads in the sand. Americans know these savages need killing, and they are happy to oblige.

Trump seems to get it. What Americans are tired of is having their sons and daughters coming home in bags because D.C. hand-wringers were butch enough to start a fight, but not men enough to finish it.