Saturday, May 27, 2017

Saturday Snickers

Again Steven Hayward comes forward at Power Line with his collection of cartoons, captioned photos, and snarky sayings. My favorites from this week's collection:

A photo of Peter Falk playing Colombo, in tan raincoat looking puzzled, captioned:
If only we could find something
that linked all these
terrorist attacks together
Photo of 8 clowns at the closing performance of the circus, captioned:
After 146 years, the Ringling
Bros circus has closed
They couldn't compete
with the Democratic Party
Poster showing a sad Sylvester the Cat, captioned:
When you are down in
the dumps and think you
have real problems, just
Somewhere in
this world,
there is a Mr. Pelosi.....
A cartoon of Pope Francis holding a copy of Time with cover showing Bernie Sanders, labeled:
Socialist of the Year
A smiling Pope Francis speaks:
I was robbed, but I forgive Time's editors.
A photo of Star Wars' Jabba the Hutt, wearing a blond wig and pantsuit, demanding:
Bring me Assange
And the Wiki
Photo of a college-age coed, looking pensive, captioned:
Your Rights
End Where
~Every Liberal
Poster showing definitions of eight favorite Liberal epithets: racist, homophobe, bigot, Fascist, Islamophobe, Nazi, misogynist, and Hitler. Each is defined identically as follows:
A person who wins an
argument with a Liberal
Poster showing a pizza and a Venezuelan flag, captioned:
What's the difference between
a pizza and Venezuela
A pizza can feed a whole family
Three photos of a couple at a restaurant, conversing:
He: The lamb here is supposed to be great.
She: I'm a vegan. I wish I could tune out that moral voice inside me that says eating animals is murder but I guess I'm not as strong as you are.
He: That's 'cause you need protein. 
A poster sharing this wisdom:
Knowledge is knowing a
Tomato is a fruit.
Wisdom is not putting it
in a fruit salad.
Philosophy is wondering
if that means Ketchup is
a smoothie.