The Daily Caller reports Fox News White House correspondent Peter Doocy had a pigeon alight on his head while he was taping a segment for Fox and Friends on the White House grounds. The birds often do this to statues, which end up covered with the droppings,
It is fair to say Doocy was not amused. I am imagining people in the business humorously referring to him as “the statuesque Peter Doocy.” Meanwhile the article goes on to report the relevant federal officials are looking into the problem.
Most solutions I can think of would arouse the ire of PETA except perhaps this one: Fox could add a falconer and his bird to their camera crew. Allowed to do what falcons do naturally - kill and eat pigeons - its frequent presence would move the flock of pigeons elsewhere and keep them away.
