Belated Saturday Snickers

Better late than never, a few favorites from Steven Hayward's weekly collection of cartoons, captioned photos, and general snark, as compiled for Power Line.

Three photos - a cow, a water buffalo, and an elephant - captioned:

What can we learn from cows, buffaloes and elephants?
It's impossible to lose weight by eating green grass, salads, and walking.

A photo of a hippie couple, she missing teeth, both with dreadlocks and looking stoned, captioned:

We can't afford to feed and house them.
Please, spay or neuter your liberals.

Cartoon of Sen. John McCain with a large horn growing out of his forehead, captioned:

The world's oldest, living RINO

A smug portrait photo of former Vice President Al Gore, captioned:

I don't always lie about global warming.
But when I do, it makes me hundreds of millions of dollars.