Saturday, February 3, 2018

Saturday Snickers

Steven Hayward of Power Line has a new collection of cartoons, captioned photos and generalized snark for your Saturday morning viewing pleasure. Herewith several favorites described:

Cartoon of Joe Kennedy III doing SOTU rebuttal while drooling, captioned:
Ask not what your country can drool for you
Ask what you can drool for your country.
An unflattering photo of Nancy Pelosi holding a microphone, obviously addressing an unseen audience. She speaks:
We should only deport illegal aliens if they do something illegal.
A photo of several twenty dollar bills, showing the reverse side which depicts the White House. The photo is capitioned “Want to irritate a liberal?” And each bill has been graffitied with a felt marker to read “Donald Trump Lives Here.”

A photo of Obama speaking to Hillary, he says:
No one would know we wire tapped Trump if you would have just won the election that was completely rigged for you.
Two photos of a White House press briefing where Trump’s Navy physician answers questions about his health. In the first a reporter asks what the President weighs. The Navy doctor replies:
Yes, he weighs 0.73 Oprahs.
Spooky Twin Peaks type photo with the old X-Files catchphrase “The truth is out there.” Across the bottom someone has added, “But you won’t hear it on CNN.”

Two photos of General Mattis as SecDef, in the first an unsmiling Mattis says:
And then I said, Mr. President, there are no WalMarts in North Korea
And a smiling photo of Mattis where he adds:
Only Targets
Scary looking photo of a lioness with her whole muzzle bloody, captioned:
Sarah Huckabee Sanders after every White House press briefing
Cartoon of two women at the office water cooler, one carries a holstered Colt Peacemaker, the other has an assault rifle slung across her back. She says:
I don’t know if “open carry” has made this a safer place to work but it certainly has reduced sexual harassment.