Photo of Lone Starr and Princess Vespa from the Mel Brooks' film Spaceballs, captioned:
Cartoon of a glum Garrison Keillor, wearing a tee shirt labeled "MEBEGON."Star Wars Episode 8 SpoilerRey's Parents
Poster with the following warning:
Breaking News:Santa Claus AccusedOf SexualHarassment ForHaving Girls Sit OnHis Lap And AskingThem If They AreNaughty.
Cartoon of a fierce biblical Moses, holding the Ten Commandments. His voice balloon says:
Of course, none ofthese apply to theDEMOCRATS
A Branco cartoon in which Obama and the Democrat donkey point at Trump and Netanyahu who hold an Israeli flag in Jerusalem. The guys pointing yell "HITLER!" Branco's Trump looks like Christopher Walken with red hair.
Cartoon headed "Tax Cuts Explained." On left we see the GOP elephant saying, "You get to keep more of your money." On the right we see a more-than-normally-deranged Nancy Pelosi wearing a sandwich board labeled "The End Is Near" while she screams "This is Armageddon!"
Photo of a restaurant parking lot, where a sign proclaims:
Photo of the NYC would-be suicide bomber from Bangladesh lying on the sidewalk where he ended up, captioned:NO NFL HEREMake America Great Again!
Finally, in lieu of the usual concluding photo of a swimsuit model holding an assault rifle, we have a cartoon of a very slinky lady wearing Princess Leia's costume and hairstyle from the first ever Star Wars film. She brandishes a broomhandle Mauser and leans against R2-D2.Help, I've fallenAnd I can't blow up!