How about something light-hearted for a change? Fox News has the story of Max, the Library Cat. He's a big, ginger cat who likes to sneak into the Macalester College library in St. Paul. The story has photos and considerable charm.
The librarians perhaps should put some live traps out to see if they, perchance, have been infiltrated by a few mice or even, horrors, rats. There is a good chance Max smells some elusive little furry prey lurking in the stacks.
I'm sure ts eliot didn't include Max in his practical cats compendium, clearly he should have done.