Saturday Snickers

Gleanings from Steve Hayward's The Week in Pictures, St. Paddy's Day edition, as it appeared this a.m. at Power Line. He threatens to give us a Stormy Daniels photo, but wimps out.

A two panel cartoon of Vladimir Putin, in panel one he says:

No, no, no. We poison elections in America.

In panel two he says:

We poison people in England.

Cartoon of Democrat Party Headquarters, looking in the storefront window we see Nancy Pelosi (77) addressing Joe Biden (75), Bernie Sanders (76), Steny Hoyer (78), Elizabeth Warren (69), and Chuck Schumer (67), all looking older than dirt. Nancy speaks:

It's simple - we just have to appeal to the youth vote!

Cartoon of CA Gov. Jerry Brown wearing a Mickey Mouse Hat, smoking a cigar and delivering the following Churchillian oratory:

We will fight for our nannies in the Hollywood Hills, and our maids in the Silicon Valley.
We will fight for our gardeners and landscapers on the beaches of Malibu.
We shall never surrender!!

Cartoon of an imagined recruiting poster for Trump's proposed Space Force. You see an eagle wearing an astronaut's helmet and the words (some cartoonists can't spell):

Space Force

Kick some Astroid (sic)

Enlist today!

Cartoon of a stage in a prison, where a prism with guitar sings to an audience of prisms. The Folsom Prism Blues lyric:

I see the light a-comin'
Refractin' round the bend,
I ain't seen a rainbow
Since I don't know when ... 

A Fox News Breaking News headline over a photo of an unhappy Caitlyn, captioned:

Caitlyn Jenner says she was groped by Bruce Jenner for years  

Photoshopped™John McCain, Barack Obama, and Chuck Schumer as the Three Stooges raising drinks in a toast, no caption is needed.