Saturday Snickers

Steven Hayward once again comes forward with a collection of cartoons, recaptioned photos, and witty sayings for Power Line, pretty much all of them in the spirit of political snark. Herewith some of my favorites described:

Three, all good, comparing Clinton to Nixon.

Photo of a glum Hillary, wearing glasses, captioned:

Dropping faster in the polls than Bill Clinton's pants in an Arkansas trailer park.

Attractive photo of Chelsea with infant on lap, reading a children's book. Book title:

Nana Goes To Prison

Photo of an anguished-looking Hillary, captioned:

The FBI "reopened" my investigation?
What, you mean like with a can opener?

Photo of an angry-looking Hillary, captioned:

I am not a crook
I am an undocumented felon.

Photo of FBI Director James Comey, captioned:

Just in ...
James Comey died in a car accident tomorrow.

A whole series making plays on Anthony Weiner's last name and unfortunate interactions with Clinton. My favorites:

Cartoon of the Hillary logo, two vertical blue bars crossed with a red weiner instead of a red arrow.

Photoshopped picture of various aides and Secret Service members helping Hillary up the steps into the Oscar Meyer weinermobile.

Photo of a college classroom, professor pointing to a projected picture of Anthony Weiner, captioned:

In conclusion, that's how dick pics
saved western civilization.

And finally, a photo of Osama bin Laden captioned:

I would still be alive
If I donated to the Clinton Foundation.

Have a great weekend, set your clocks back tonight, and remember to vote Tuesday.