All free men, wherever they may live, are citizens of Tampa, and, therefore, as a free man, I take pride in the words, "Ich bin ein Tampon."A sly paraphrase of JFK's speech at the Berlin wall. Is Joe Biden dumb enough to say it? I sorta have the feeling he might be.
The rest of this column is good too, albeit more serious - Noonan gives Romney advice for his acceptance speech. Noonan is one of the best political speech writers of our era; she should author a text on the subject.