GOP presidential aspirant Mike Huckabee has announced he is suspending his campaign (translation: he quits). The voters of 2016 Iowa were not impressed with him as they had been eight years ago. In his honor I offer a bye-ku - a haiku of goodbye - as popularized by James Taranto of
The Wall Street Journal.
Huckabee farewell,
Twenty-sixteen's not your year.
What is next for you?