Martin O'Malley,
Iowa never got you.
Unemploy'd again.
Monday, February 1, 2016
O'Malley Bye-ku
Former Maryland Governor Martin O'Malley, never a major threat and crushingly unsuccessful in Iowa, has announced he is suspending (translation: giving up) his campaign for the Democratic nomination. In his honor we offer a bye-ku, a haiku of goodbye, as popularized by The Wall Street Journal's James Taranto.
