Cartoon of Hillary and Donald facing Chris Wallace in debate, Hillary's voice balloon says:
Can we stop the insinuations about my character and get to the questions Donna Brazile told me you'd be asking?Cartoon of a zombie headed for a polling place. Looking on are Donald Trump and a generic Democrat. The Donald speaks:
Hey, that dead guy is voting early!To which the Democrat rejoins:
Stop undermining confidence in U.S. elections!Photo of Margaret Thatcher at the top of her game, posed with chin resting on interlaced fingers, captioned:
Please tell me more about liberals shattering glass ceilings.Photo of an incredulous looking Bill Clinton, captioned:
So let me get this straight ...Photo of a mellow dog, wearing a Trump-style bouffant reddish-blond hairpiece, captioned:
My wife's campaign strategy is to portray Trump as a womanizer?
You know, I'm automatically attracted to humans - I just start licking them. It's like a magnet. Just lick. I don't even wait. And when you're a good boy they let you do it. You can do anything.Two photos of Barack Obama, top one captioned:
Spends eight years whining about "Inheriting a bad economy...."Second photo captioned:
Tells Trump to "Stop whining."Cartoon of a red baseball cap, with this embroidered lettering:
Make Kaine Catholic again.A tweet:
Therapist: so why do you want to end your marriage?And finally a slogan:
Wife: I hate the constant Star Wars puns.
Husband: Divorce is strong with this one.
If life gives you lemons ...Side benefit: as a pork product, bacon tends to repel certain people.
Throw them away and get some BACON
