Saturday Snickers

It being Saturday, once again Steve Hayward of Power Line has brought forth his weekly collection of  cartoons, captioned photos, and generalized snarky nonsense for our enjoyment. Here are some favorites described:

A Photo-shopped™ photo of Sen. Grassley and Judge Kavanaugh showing up for the latter’s confirmation, Kavanaugh carrying a keg of Budweiser.

Photo of a grinning Sen. Lindsey Graham adjusting his tie, while in the background a bezerker women protestor screams, captioned in the words of Conan the Barbarian:

What is best in life?

To crush your enemies, see them driven before you,
and to hear the lamentations of their women.

Photo of Dr. Christine Blasey Ford, being sworn in to testify before the Senate Judiciary Committee, captioned:

Do your swear to tell your truth, your whole truth,
and nothing but your truth?

A pie chart divided into different colored quarters, captioned:

How Republicans deny people the right to vote:

• Require citizenship
• Require I.D.
• Must not vote more than once
• Must be alive

Photo of the candidate, captioned:

Socialist Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez says she doesn’t like the Electoral College,
... and would never send her kids there.

Cartoon of kids trick-or-treating, two leaving with candy, a third costumed as Hillary continuing to face the householders. The householder speaks:

The girl dressed as Hillary is refusing to go away.

His wife responds:

Nice touch.

Photo of a sign for The Sextant Bar and Galley, with the movable letters arranged to say:

Disappointing people who think we’re a strip club for 45 years

Photo of venus fly traps, captioned:

Dear Vegans...

Even plants think you’re wrong.