Shockingly Non-PC

If you find vaguely ridiculous some of the more outré steps being taken to enable individuals with out-of-the-norm gender identities to feel comfortable, take heart. Andrew Klavan is here with a funny Truth Revolt column that burlesques these efforts. A sample:

Gender theorists today believe that the different behaviors and capabilities of men and women are not a reflection of their natural propensities and desires but were imposed on them by the gender stereotypes of society which were created at the conference of the Gender Stereotype Society, held in 1817 at a secluded chateau on the shores of Lake Geneva.  It was there that it was determined by secret ballot that from now on, men would be able to invent things and lie convincingly about their sexual conquests while women would talk a lot about clothes and then make dinner.

These oppressive and confining stereotypes were imposed on the population of the entire globe through repeated exposure to televised football and the movie Cinderella as well as Archie comics dropped from planes on primitive villages where, up to that point, people had been living lives of complete gender equality.

  Hat tip to Instapundit for the link.