Saturday Snickers

Steven Hayward of Power Line each week compiles cartoons, captioned photos, posters, headlines, and other stuff conservatives could find funny. My picks from this week's pile:

Photo of a bunch of civilians holding an American flag and their rifles, captioned:

Seriously. Conservatives own 200+ million guns, 12 trillion rounds of ammo.
If we were violent, you'd know about it.

Photo of an attractive young woman with strapped on sidearm holding an assault rifle, captioned:

If Conservatives trust God, why do they need so many guns?
Because they don't trust Democrats.

Composite photo of James Comey testifying, looking forlorn, with a framed portrait of J. Edgar Hoover in the background looking grim. The caption:

For Goodness Sake, Son.
Get a Backbone!

Four panel cartoon of two stick figures, one red, one blue. Blue figure standing on an American flag. Red speaks:

Dude, why are you stepping on that flag?

Blue answers:

I'm giving you a lesson on the First Amendment. Free speech, dude, you just have to accept it and let me do it because of my rights.

Red responds:

Oh?  

In 4th panel, red holds a Confederate flag and blue speaks:

That's different. I'm offended. 

Under a heading: "Fundamentally transforming America. - B. Obama," a 2 panel cartoon. Filthy hippy protester labeled "Victim" in first panel speaks:

There's a micro-aggressive, white privileged homophobe in my safe space.

Second panel, cute little girl labeled "Bigot" speaks:

There's a 40 year old man wearing a dress in the girls' bathroom.