If I were to write in praise of Ryan, it would amount to damning with faint praise, so I won’t bother. What I will take away from the Ryan speakership is memory of my frequent frustration with his performance, or lack thereof.
We needed a lion, we got a lamb. Ryan had, I fear, more than a touch of the “Kasich disease,” a RINO-like affliction which has its sufferers acting like Democrats in drag. Ryan’s diffidence with respect to supporting the President’s agenda has been galling.
And so, with the customary hat tip to WSJ’s James Taranto, its popularizer, we offer a bye-ku - a haiku of farewell - to lame-duck Speaker of the House Paul Ryan, who has announced his retirement effective in January, 2019.
Bye Mister Speaker,
Your reluctance was real and
Amply justified.