Political Humor Alert

Carl Hiaasen, writing snark for the Miami Herald, imagining the contents of a "cheer up" memo sent by the President to the White House staff:

I want all of you who work in the administration to be as excited about this new era of hopeless intransigence as I am. Remember, history will judge us not only on what we aren’t able to accomplish, but on how energetically we don’t accomplish it.

We’ve got a big job ahead, and practically zero chance of getting it done. Our choices are clear. We can meekly stand still, or we can proudly run in place. My message to you: Put on your Nike cross-trainers, and let’s go!

Can you imagine anyone on Obama's staff who hasn't updated their resume in the past couple of days?