Saturday Snickers

Gleanings from Steven Hayward's weekly collection of comics, captioned photos, and wise-ass sayings, as run in Power Line.

First, a publicity still of George C. Scott, portraying Gen. Patton, with this caption:

Mocking Hillary

I love it, 

God help me, I do love it so.

Photo of a dorky-looking Millennial with this caption:

I'm voting for the candidate who got people

killed, covered sexual assaults and

threatened national security

because the other one said mean things. 

A cartoon of the President standing behind a podium in the White House, holding a newspaper story of the Istanbul airport attack. Two voice balloons show what he is saying:

The solution is obvious...      we need to ban airports.

Side-by-side photos of Orlando shooter Omar Mateen and Attorney General Loretta Lynch, with voice balloons.

Mateen: I do this in the Name of Abu Bakr al-Bagdadi and Allah.

Lynch: We May Never Know the Shooter's Motivation.

Two photos, first of two women in a convertible, Elizabeth Warren wearing an Indian headdress and Hillary Clinton made up to resemble the Joker from Batman. Hillary speaks:

Hold onto your headdress, Lizzy! I got this!!

Second photo, the car in mid-air having sailed off a cliff as in Thelma and Louise.

Photo of a Special Ops GI, cradling his M-4, with desert and Blackhawk in background, captioned:

72 virgins huh?

Well then, let's get these boys laid.

I have a strong feeling that sentiment has repeatedly been voiced by our guys in Iraq and Afghanistan.