Saturday Snickers

Once again, Steven Hayward has brought forth his collection of timely cartoons, captioned photos and pithy sayings, at Power Line. Here are a few of my favorites, described:

A photo of a smug-looking Hillary captioned:

My poll numbers are dropping faster

Than Bill's pants around an intern.

 A photo of O.J. Simpson captioned:

I was just extremely careless.

Cartoon of little girl running in horror from a Women's room, while a 'woman' with a heavy five o'clock shadow yells out the door at her:

Bigot!

Photo of two hairy-chested GIs wearing berets and camo dresses holding, respectively, a paint brush and a paint roller, posing during a break while painting a Humvee bright pink, captioned:

Obama's Army

A photo of Leslie Nielsen captioned:

I put my phone in 

airplane mode 

and now it calls me

Shirley.