Saturday, September 10, 2016

Saturday Snickers

Time for my favorites from Steven Hayward's weekly compilation of mots and mottos, cartoons, recaptioned photos, and other fun stuff, which appears in the Saturday edition of Power Line.

A decent photo of Hillary making a serious point, captioned:
Why can you
people not understand?

The medical problems I don't have
are the reason I can't remember
the criminal acts I didn't commit.
A five panel cartoon, in each of the first four Hillary speaks, looking progressively more insane:
Trump is an idiot
... a wacko, a bigot...
... a conman & an unqualified lunatic...
... who is an embarrassment to this country!
In panel five a person with a donkey head and glasses, holding a poll, says to her:
And you're pretty much tied with him.
A revised photo of the Statue of Liberty. Ms. Liberty is wearing a bikini and her spiky crown, striking a hipshot model pose, her robes around her feet. The photo is captioned:
The French police were here. 
 A photo of a ceiling mounted smoke detector, captioned:
Million Dollar Idea

Smoke detector that shuts
off when you yell
"I'm Just Cooking"

Photo of a suburban street corner with closeup of a red-and-white octagonal STOP sign, mounted below it a home-made octagonal red-and-white sign, captioned:
CHILDREN
What's that sound
Everybody look
what's going down. 

And finally, a small, free-standing blackboard outside a bar, with this motto:
I Quit
Drinking for
GOOD
Now I
Drink for
EVIL