Monday, August 13, 2018

Bye-Ku for Peter Strzok

Various sources report the Deputy Director of the FBI has fired Peter Strzok. One half of the famous lovebird pair of FBI Trump-haters, Strzok was disrespectful in testimony to Congress. His firing was based on negative findings by the DOJ Inspector General.

In honor of this propitious occasion we compose a bye-ku or haiku of farewell for Strzok, with a hat tip to James Taranto, the form’s popularizer.
Peter Strzok, you suck.
You disgraced the Bureau
With overt bias.