Saturday Snickers

We can't be serious all the time. Here's a look-in at Steven Hayward's weekly compilation of mots, witty sayings, recaptioned photos, and cartoons, as posted at Power Line.  My favorites:

A poster of the sort you see promoting safety in manufacturing plants, this one says

Number of Days Since the 

Last Clinton Scandal

0000

#NeverHillary

The famous photo of a guy in a gorilla suit running through the snowy woods, captioned:

Sasquach

Still More Believable

Than Hillary Clinton

A bumper sticker with a photo of Kaepernick, captioned on one side:

Does this Ass.    => 

Make My Car Look

FAT

A poster with the following pithy pair of questions:

If Muslims are so 

peaceful ... why are so

many people afraid 

to offend them?

If Christians are so

dangerous, why is 

no one afraid to

offend them?

A lovely photo of a whole tasty pile of cooked bacon strips, captioned:

Bacon is the

duct tape of the

kitchen. It can

fix everything.

A cartoon of a Volkswagen bus painted hippie-style with peace symbols, rainbows, and flowers. Sitting upright in the two front seats are two kittens, each with a thought balloon. The first asks:

What do you call a hippie's wife?

The second replies:

Mississippi.