Each year at this time Dave Barry comes forward with a comedic tongue-in-cheek summary of the year’s main news events and other nine-day wonders. Barry is an equal-opportunity offender of the sensibilities of just about every party, group, and tradition.
Here is his latest, courtesy of a relatively “local to where I write this” paper, San Luis Obispo’s The Tribune. It was so sourced by Ed Driscoll posting at Instapundit, as it is not behind a paywall.