Joe Biden claims his uncle Ambrose, who died in a plane crash at sea off New Guinea, was in fact eaten by cannibals. For a boring guy, Biden has certainly imagined for himself a fascinating pseudo-biography.
A parodist would be hard pressed to come up with allegations exaggerated enough to surpass what Joe routinely claims for himself. He's been making these claims for decades.
Sad to say, never the brightest guy, our POTUS has senile dementia. So many go gaga before they shuffle off the mortal coil. I hope for our sake, dear reader, we can dodge that bullet.
