GWOT Humor

The following story is making the rounds on the Internet, the author and source are unknown. It is, however, funny in its own way.

While hiking through Pakistan, Osama Bin Laden found a bottle on the sand & picked it up. A female Genie rose from the bottle and with a smile said, "Master, may I grant you one wish?"

Osama responded, "You ignorant, unworthy daughter-of-a-dog! Don't you know who I am? I don't need any common woman giving me anything."

The shocked Genie said, "Please, sir, I must grant you a wish or I will be returned to that bottle forever."

Osama thought a moment, then grumbled about the impertinence of the Genie and said, "Very well, I want to awaken with three American women in my bed in the morning. So just do it and be off with you."

The annoyed Genie said, "So be it!" and disappeared.

The next morning Bin Laden woke up in bed with Lorena Bobbitt, Tonya Harding, and Hillary Clinton at his side.

His manhood was gone, his knees were broken, and he had no health insurance.

God is Good!