Professional Vacationer and Food Scold

Ammo Grrrll is the nom de plume of a whimsical columnist for Power Line. In this week's offering, she takes on the more far-out feminists, with whom she apparently feels little kinship.

Those who profit from their professional victim status cling to it like a Titanic survivor to a piece of driftwood. Michelle Obama springs to mind: an obscenely-rich professional vacationer and Food Scold who claims to be dissed at Target and unwelcome at museums in the racist country that elected her unqualified, incompetent husband. Twice.

Ammo Grrrll crafts a recognizable word portrait of FLOTUS.