Buh-Bye for Bobby

National Journal reports Gov. Bobby Jindal announced on Fox News he is "suspending" his presidential campaign. "Suspending" means "ending," in case you wondered.

Herewith in Jindal's honor, a bye-ku or haiku of goodbye, a form popularized by James Taranto of The Wall Street Journal.

Governor Jindal,
A lonely advocate for

Assimilation.