It's taken long enough for Dr. Ben Carson to "get" that his candidacy was going nowhere, and that slowly. In his honor we compose a bye-ku, a haiku of farewell. As always, we remember the form's popularizer, James Taranto.
Poor Ben Carson,
"Trust me to be your doctor"
Garnered few takers.
Or perhaps:
Poor Ben Carson,
Neurosurgery is not
Prep for president.
