Political Snark

Each Friday retired comedienne Susan Vass writes a life-and-times column for Power Line, using the nom de plume Ammo Grrrll. Here is her less-than-flattering summation of the four presidential nomination finalists, two for each major party.

The survivors who haven’t been voted off the island include: a crooked, lying harridan who may soon be living in a new gated community, i.e., prison; a wacky, elderly commie who thinks we should manufacture just one brand of deodorant; a liberal loose cannon with a fluffy, orange comb-over; and a wicked-smart but weird, conservative guy nobody likes who reminds my friend John Hinderaker of Richard Nixon!

Politics this year are crazy enough to make me nostalgic for clean, sane Mitt Romney, whose major shortcoming was an inability to beat a failed incumbent.