Have you read that there will soon be bacon shortages in California? Steve Hayward has the story plus snarky commentary, because why wouldn't you?
What I know is that people will drive to Nevada or Oregon to stock up. Since those are places Californians go anyway it won't be obvious. I don't see the CHP busting pork-runners.
Pssst, hey buddy, wanna score a couple of keys of Farmer John? Maybe a spiral-cut for Easter? A couple of racks for the BBQ? The gags write themselves.
