Political Humor Alert

Peter Kirsanow, writing in the National Review Online, has a funny piece concerning 25 reasons you might be a racist, done in the spirit of Jeff Foxworthy's "you may be a redneck." Here are three samples, all 25 are good:

4. If you're in favor of drilling for oil and building nuclear power plants you...may be a racist.
7. If your pastor is nothing like Rev. Wright or Father Pfleger you... may be a racist
21. If your grandmother isn't a "typical white person" you...may be a racist.