HUMOR FOR LEXOPHILES (lovers of words)
- I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
- Police were called to a day care where a toddler was resisting a rest.
- This fellow's whole left side was cut off. He's all right now.
- To write with a broken pencil is pointless.
- The short fortune teller escaped from prison - a small medium at large.
- When the smog lifts in Los Angeles, U.C.L.A.
- The math professor went crazy at the blackboard. He did a number on it.
- The professor discovered her theory of earthquakes was on shaky ground.
- The dead batteries were given out free of charge.
- A dentist and a manicurist fought tooth and nail.
- A bicycle can't stand alone; it is two tired.
- A will is a dead giveaway.
- A backward poet writes inverse.
- A chicken crossing the road: poultry in motion.
- With her marriage she got a new name and a dress.
- A grenade fell into a kitchen in France, resulted in linoleum blown apart.
- A calendar's days are numbered.
- A boiled egg is hard to beat.
- If you jump off a Paris bridge, you are in Seine.
- When she saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she'd dye.
- Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis
