We've all heard about people having guts or balls, but do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definitions are listed below:
GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the courage to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"
BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, having the courage to slap your wife on the butt and say: "You're next, Chubby."
I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Philosophically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome, since both more or less immediately result in death.
Ladies, ladies, chill out, it is just a joke, okay?
