Fox News reports an effort by San Franciscans to put on the November ballot an initiative to rename the Oceanside sewage treatment plant in 'honor' of President George W. Bush. There is a good chance the effort will succeed.
Two can play this game. The President should consider attaching the name to an outhouse on his Crawford, TX, ranch, call it "the San Francisco Sitting Room." Or perhaps place a small sign saying "Welcome to San Francisco" atop a large, ripe manure pile.
Perhaps conservatives might get into the spirit and begin using the words "San Francisco" in lieu of the four letter Anglo-Saxonism describing what one does in an outhouse, as in "I need to take a San Francisco" or "what is this San Francisco?" or even "no San Francisco" as a synonym for "seriously."
This could be too much fun.
