An Onanistic Limerick

A scurrilous limerick about President Erdogan of Turkey, composed by the likely next British PM Boris Johnson, as quoted in The Atlantic (scroll down).

There was a young fellow from Ankara
Who was a terrific wankerer.
Till he sowed his wild oats
With the help of a goat
But he didn’t even stop to thankera. 

Boris could be the most entertaining PM ever, certainly the most since Sir Winston.