Tuesday, March 24, 2020

Senatorial Snark

Senator John Kennedy (R-LA) speaking on the Senate floor about Democrats’ attempts to block the Covid-19 bailout, asks rhetorically if his listeners know what the American people are thinking, before giving three obvious answers to that question.
They’re thinking that the brain is an amazing organ. It starts working in a mother’s womb, and it doesn’t stop working until you get elected to Congress.

They’re thinking that this country was founded by geniuses, but it’s being run by a bunch of idiots.

They’re thinking why do the members of the United States Senate continue to double down on stupid?
Translation: Dems gotta Dem. They never let a good crisis - like this one - go to waste.