Democrat headline in the satirical Babylon Bee:
Man Who Has Been In Government For Nearly 50 Years Promises To Fix Government
Of course he does, and why wouldn't you believe him? And then their evaluation of the Biden acceptance speech:
Biden Exceeds All Expectations By Speaking Coherently For Over 20 Minutes
That is, until he uttered the following gasper:
There’s never been anything we’ve been able to accomplish when we’ve done it together.
The written text of his speech said "unable" but he misread it without realizing he had just said exactly the opposite of what he intended to say. "Sleepwalking through the campaign" may be his political epitaph.
