Someone named Perry Johnson was running for the 2024 GOP nomination for president and has now “suspended” his campaign. I follow politics and had no idea he was even trying, which gives you an idea of how inconsequential his campaign proved to be.
Nevertheless, it is our COTTonLINE custom to write a bye-ku (haiku of farewell) for each former aspirant as he or she exits the race. Here is Perry’s bye-ku.
Ciao, Perry Johnson.
Obscurity suits you well,
No limelight for you.
