Politico is reporting FL Gov. Ron DeSantis has suspended his campaign for the 2024 GOP presidential nomination and endorsed Donald Trump. Ron's second place in Iowa wasn't strong enough. As is our COTTonLINE custom, we offer Gov. DeSantis a bye-ku - a haiku of farewell.
Toddle on home, Ron.
Your résumé is awesome,
You've zip charisma.
I had hoped for the Trump policies without the Trump histrionics. I'll settle for the Trump policies with those histrionics.
On to November.
