Wednesday, April 8, 2020

Bye-Ku for Bernie

Bernie Sanders is “suspending” his campaign for the Democrat nomination to run for president in 2020. With our by-now customary hat tip to James Taranto, its popularizer, we offer Sen. Sanders a bye-ku, which is to say a haiku of farewell.

Fare thee well, Bernie.
Your analysis is good,
This is Donald’s year.

Coronavirus has done to the presidential campaign what it does to the human bloodstream, cut off the oxygen supply. With no one else left in the race, the Dems can skip the problematic face-to-face convention and nominate Biden by acclamation.