Tuesday, April 4, 2023

Concerning ... Lizards

Posting at Instapundit, Stephen Green shares a longish quote from the classic Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. He applies it to the mayoral choice confronting Chicago voters today. I see it as having much wider applicability.

“It comes from a very ancient democracy, you see…”

“You mean, it comes from a world of lizards?”

“No,” said Ford, who by this time was a little more rational and coherent than he had been, having finally had the coffee forced down him, “nothing so simple. Nothing anything like so straightforward. On its world, the people are people. The leaders are lizards. The people hate the lizards and the lizards rule the people.”

“Odd,” said Arthur, “I thought you said it was a democracy.”

“I did,” said Ford. “It is.”

“So,” said Arthur, hoping he wasn’t sounding ridiculously obtuse, “why don’t people get rid of the lizards?”

“It honestly doesn’t occur to them,” said Ford. “They’ve all got the vote, so they all pretty much assume that the government they’ve voted in more or less approximates to the government they want.”

“You mean they actually vote for the lizards?”

“Oh yes,” said Ford with a shrug, “of course.”

“But,” said Arthur, going for the big one again, “why?”

“Because if they didn’t vote for a lizard,” said Ford, “the wrong lizard might get in.”

I can't tell you how many lizard-like candidates I've voted for in a long and occasionally misspent life, or how often I've voted for the lesser of two lizards. Certainly too damned often, it seems actual human beings don't often run for office.