Comic David Deeble, cracking wise on the culture wars:
Republicans don't want their sons marrying Democrats, Democrats don't want their sons marrying women.Comic Dave Chappelle, winner of the Mark Twain Prize for American Humor, snarking about constitutional amendments:
The First Amendment is first for a reason. Second Amendment is just in case the first one doesn’t work out.If you who don't have them memorized, the first amendment deals with free speech, the second with the right to keep and bear arms. Sort of "talk first, shoot later."
