Friday, July 19, 2024

A Biden Retrospective

At Instapundit, Ed Driscoll posts a riff about the real Joe Biden, written by Jim Treacher who turns a droll phrase. Whether Treacher's prediction is accurate is another matter entirely.

He’s been in Washington since before Twitter. Before CNN. Hell, before Watergate! He was lying to reporters when Obama was still popping his zits in Honolulu.

The old man is a damn barnacle. They’re gonna have to scrape him off, and it might just put a hole in the hull.

Joe Biden doesn’t know much anymore, but he still knows how power works. My money’s on the old bastard giving everybody two middle fingers till they close the casket.

As Donald Trump is fond of saying, "We'll see what happens."