Photo of Bernie Sanders and Elizabeth Warren in a crowd, Sanders speaks:
You know we may be the Democrats’ only hope.Warren replies:
What do you mean “we,” pale face?Photoshopped™ mashup of Elizabeth Warren wearing fringed buckskin standing in a restaurant seeking a table from head waiter Donald Trump. The dialog:
She: I’d like a table.Photo of the Statue of Liberty, with this caption:
He: No.
She: Why not?
He: You don’t have a reservation.
So there I was minding my own business and a Democrat starts climbing all over me & touching me inappropriatelyWonderful photo of the leaders at NATO, Trump is grinning and Theresa May is looking down aghast and holding her hands maybe 10” apart. Captioned:
#MeToo
I understand nowPhoto of London, with cartoon Baby Trump blimp floating. Underscored with a CNN-style chyron with this Breaking News headline:
They’re this big and made of brass.
UK: Non-Muslim Baby SpottedPhoto of PM Theresa May on phone, voice balloon has her saying:
Londoners in shock to see first baby not named Mohammad in 15 years
Hello, is that IKEA? I need a new cabinet.Bizarro™ cartoon of man entering plea before judge:
He: Fox News made me do it.
Judge: So you’re pleading not guilty by reason of Sean Hannity?