Senator Kirsten Gillibrand (D-NY) is
reported by
ABC News to be dropping out of the race for the Democrat presidential nomination. With the customary hat tip to its popularizer James Taranto, we offer Gillibrand a bye-ku, a haiku of farewell.
Gillibrand did not
Make the new debate cutoff.
Her ‘brand’ a loser.
Today was the deadline to qualify. I expect to be a regular bye-ku 'machine' over the next few days.
