Bye-Ku for Hickenlooper

Democrat John Hickenlooper has ended his bid for the Democrat nomination to run for president. With the customary hat tip to James Taranto, its popularizer, we offer a bye-ku, a haiku of farewell, to John Hickenlooper.

John as president?

A centrist Democrat bombs

With the extreme left.

With apologies to Agatha Christie, a second "little Indian" is no more. As a colonial era Brit, Dame Agatha was probably thinking of natives of India, not North American indigenes.